HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA That was fucking HILARIOUS! PS: Why didn't you use your login?Author: BandWidth ()
Date: 2000-04-07 00:00:00
On 4/7/00 at 21:05 Anonymous wrote:
>The Mystery of Tridus and the Stolen Porn
>And thus it came to pass that Tridus cast himself from the rock of Bæsa. Tusk, God of Brute Love, son of Azozor, God of Range, did search Tridus for noble attributes, but nay, found none. And so Tusk confronted Tridus and brought him to a place of peace. And Tusk walked among mortals.
>"Where did my porn go?!"
>Tridus hid his face for he could not look at Tusk. He prayed to Payleahuy, Goddess of Serious Latency. Nay, for shame, not one heard Tridus' prayer. And so it was that Tridus was banished from the Edge of the Earth to the Planes of the Ethereal and lived for four and three-score years. And it came to pass that on the Day of the Damned Tridus swore.
>And on the third day, of the third month of the third year, the Day of Bards, Korgral, God of Beasts, showed himself unto Tridus. Korgral granted Tridus the tail-feathers of a mountain goose to take with him into the dark realm of Quazek-U, God of Retrospect. Tridus took this gift from the God of Beasts and became a razing mule of war. He wondered about the porn he stole ten years past. It fell from the stars like rain unto the citizens of Azozorillus, City of Azozor, who gave thanks to Tridus for their new bounty. A day which began in celebration ended in bloodshed as the Supreme Armies of Tusk reclaimed the missing porn. And thus, the Hardy Boys uncovered "The Mystery of Tridus and the Stolen Porn".
President and Beloved Leader
The porn is gone! Where you ask? Read the post. - Anonymous - 2000-04-07 00:00:00
-... I have no clue what the hell any of that ment, but it's funny 'cuz it says Chris looks at porn. - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-04-08 00:00:00
-HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA That was fucking HILARIOUS! PS: Why didn't you use your login? - BandWidth - 2000-04-07 00:00:00
--I did use my login. Tridus tricked me! Actually I did, I'm not sure why it says Anon. - Kodos - 2000-04-07 00:00:00
---Well, was Basin using his login before you, and did you log completely off before you posted? - BandWidth - 2000-04-07 00:00:00
----It's possible that Tridus, the foe of one-thousand nations, took us all in for a guffaw. RRARARRG! - Kodos - 2000-04-07 00:00:00
-----well no, its not possible, but thats ok. - Tridus - 2000-04-07 00:00:00
-----It's also possible that your life-force was severed at its root. - BandWidth - 2000-04-07 00:00:00