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Suspicious personalities

Author: SoulTaker ()
Date: 2000-04-07 00:00:00

It's a nice day at the Riptide offices... The birds are singing and the sun is shining. Happy people are walking past the building and talking about how it's a beautiful day and how Riptide is a great place. But then... Two suspicious-looking persons comes by the Riptide building.

Suspicious person #1: "Do I look suspicious?"

Suspicious person #2: "Unfortunately, yes. Try a more natural look. We don't want to attract attention."

Suspicious person #1 takes off his green sombrero, and puts on a false moustache.

Suspicious person #1: "Better?"

Suspicious person #2: "Indeed. Now, nobody will notice you."

Suspicious person #1: "Now, where is our contact?"

Suspicious person #2: "Hmm... Can't see him. Oh, wait! Over there!"

Suspicious person #2 points to a very suspicious person standing beside a few bushes."

Suspicious person #1: "Good. Let's get to work."

Suspicious person #1 and Suspicious person #2 walks to the third suspicious person.

Suspicious person #1: "Good day, contact. Rainy today, is it not?"

Suspicious person #3: "The weather is killing my rabbit. If I do not soon get to eat a motorbike, I will suffer."

Suspicious person #1: "I must agree. Blood flows down my jacket when the sun is shining. No keyboard can prevent the deer hunters of Canada from disturbing the pharoahs peace."

Suspicious person #2: "Again, I am baffled by your wisdom. May dirty laundry fall after your feet till death do us part."

Suspicious person #3: "Enough 'secret-code' talk for today. Let us get down to business."

Suspicious person #2: "Right. rRaminrodt shall soon feel our wrath."

Suspicious person #1: "The time has come to avenge the fallen."

Suspicious person #3: "Not yet. First, the current events in Riptide must be settled. Then, our revenge can proceed."

Suspicious person #2: "The Searcher is active."

Suspicious person #3: "In that case, our revenge will be postponed."

Suspicious person #1: "Let us proceed to phase 5."

Suspicious person #3: "No."

Suspicious person #1: "Why not?"

Suspicious person #3: "The time is not right. Patience is important in our quest."

Suspicious person #3: "For now, we will overlook the happenings. We will make our first move when the time is right."

Suspicious person #3 takes a small metal box from his pocket, littered with lights and buttons.

Suspicious person #3: "Ready?"

Suspicious person #1 and Suspicious person #2 each take small metal boxes identical to Suspicious person #3's from their pockets.

Suspicious person #1: "Ready."

Suspicious person #2: "Ready."

Suspicious person #3 presses a few buttons, and the three Suspicious persons disappear in a flash of bright light.

Suspicious personalities - SoulTaker - 2000-04-07 00:00:00
-Oh no! Not more characters! *Cries.* - SM_007 - 2000-04-07 00:00:00
--Don't worry about them, they're already gone again... - SoulTaker - 2000-04-07 00:00:00