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Something funny I saw today

Author: kwerkey ()
Date: 2000-04-06 00:00:00

I was coming home from karate. My dad had picked me up and we went down to a place called Fantasy Burger. We parked, went in and got our food, then came out again. Across the street from Fantasy Burger was a Round Table Pizza. In the window they had a neon sign that says "Pick up & Delivery". Now, what exactly would a pizza place pick up?
"Yeah, Round Table, I made this pizza, come buy it, only $9.95 for 2 toppings."

ETA: Closer than you think...

Something funny I saw today - kwerkey - 2000-04-06 00:00:00
-Erm, either you go there to pick it up, or they deliver it =p - RStefan01 - 2000-04-07 00:00:00
--How DARE you ruin my ... ability to laugh at their stupidity! - kwerkey - 2000-04-07 00:00:00