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Background Chaos

Author: The Lord DebtAngel ()
Date: 2000-04-06 00:00:00

I've been in my apartment since the Election results were announced. My greatest fear was realized. Bandwidth is President. The Communists are in power.

Communism never works for people like me. Next thing you know, I'm gonna have some sort of secret police or Psycho_Bot! or something knocking down my door. Wanting my inventions. The Ferret Flyer. The flux agitator (it *will* bridge dimensions again one day, but I'm having real troubles finding a pretzel shaped fuse...). Maybe even MechaSam!.

But that isn't the worst part. All kinds of wierd stuff has been happening today, and I know if I go out there, I'll be dragged right into it.

I just ran out of bread, and have a real craving for a corned beef sandwich.

Damn my luck.

Background Chaos - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-04-06 00:00:00
-A beautiful example - rRaminrodt - 2000-04-06 00:00:00
--It's not like I'm thick in the plot yet - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-04-06 00:00:00