A Goon
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Quit yo whinin', beotch!

Author: Anonymous (Fabuloso McWilly)
Date: 2000-04-03 00:00:00

You really do suck, Psycho Sam!. You are a shell of the former person you used to be. That is why I do not work for you anymore. Where once there was a man of dignity and action, now there is only a shell of that former person. You moan, you whine, and you cut people up with chainsaws, while mumbling about what you are going to do to BandWidth. You have done this so much that people are no longer freightened by your petty threats. They merely laugh them off. You have become the laughingstock of an entire nation and I will not work for you until you finally regain your once-awesome composure and return to dominating the land known as Riptide. Until then, you will not have my support, for you are too pathetic. Good day.

Fabuloso "Zabbo" McWilly

BandWidth! You'll pay for this outrage! - Psycho Sam! - 2000-04-03 00:00:00
-? - BandWidth - 2000-04-03 00:00:00
-Quit yo whinin', beotch! - Anonymous - 2000-04-03 00:00:00
--Wait! Fabuloso! You work for me! If you quit, you lose your lifetime supply of Pepsi! - Psycho Sam! - 2000-04-03 00:00:00
---Well, I do need to fuel my caffeine addiction. Alright, i'll take the job back... *Pulls out a can* - Anonymous - 2000-04-03 00:00:00
----No, wait, Psycho Sam! sucks, and I quit... - Anonymous - 2000-04-04 00:00:00
-----Hey!!! I gave you free cheese! - Psycho Sam! - 2000-04-04 00:00:00
------I'm lactose intolerant - Anonymous - 2000-04-04 00:00:00
-------No you're not. I'm a doctor! *starts twitching* - Anonymous - 2000-04-04 00:00:00
----I am sorry... I will try to supress my multiple personalities... - Anonymous - 2000-04-04 00:00:00
-----No I won't - Anonymous - 2000-04-04 00:00:00
------Aww, I'm goin ta bed! - Anonymous - 2000-04-04 00:00:00