:)
Author: BandWidth ()Date: 2000-04-03 00:00:00
Firstly, I'd like to thank my opponents for the fine opposition they gave me. Rest assured, you will not be shot. Your eventual losing to me is appreciated. :)
Secondly, I'd like to thank those who voted for me. Without you guys, I would not be in power today. Remember that.
Thirdly, I would like to thank John for rigging the elec...er..I mean ummm...John for being a good person and umm..helping to...campaign...yes, that's it.
To celebrate, there will be free porn for all, since nobody took me up on my first offer!
BandWidth

President and Beloved Leader
:) - BandWidth - 2000-04-03 00:00:00
-*whispers to bandwidth* - rRaminrodt - 2000-04-03 00:00:00
--Re:*whispers to bandwidth* - BandWidth - 2000-04-03 00:00:00