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Alright, it's time to bring out the big guns...

Author: BandWidth ()
Date: 2000-04-02 00:00:00

For those of you who have not yet voted: If you vote for me, I will give you porn. I have 2 full length (90min) streaming porn videos I can offer. It's only a few kilobytes download because it's just an access file that streams off the net. But, if you vote for me, they're yours. :) I have them in 28k, 56k, and isdn speeds too, so there's options for all!

For those who have already voted for me, icq me and I'll send you the porn too. :)

Vote BandWidth!!!

Because You Know You Want To

Alright, it's time to bring out the big guns... - BandWidth - 2000-04-02 00:00:00
-I didn't vote for you, but can I still have the free porn? - Sid6.9 - 2000-04-02 00:00:00
--Nah - BandWidth - 2000-04-02 00:00:00
---Ahhhh no fair, Sid wants some free porn * Sid6.9 sits and pouts * - Sid6.9 - 2000-04-02 00:00:00
----:) - BandWidth - 2000-04-02 00:00:00