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*Cough* I don't need your pitty! *SM_007 runs away, The bum jumps at the quarter and pockets it*

Author: Anonymous (That one bum guy)
Date: 2000-04-01 00:00:00

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Political Thoughts with your host and professional political analyst, SM_007! - SM_007 - 2000-04-01 00:00:00
-Kewl, My Death Match is the chief sponsor of the Political Show! Yipee! - Sid6.9 - 2000-04-02 00:00:00
-hehehe...hehe...he... - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-04-02 00:00:00
-LOL :) - Anonymous - 2000-04-01 00:00:00
-LoL! - BandWidth - 2000-04-01 00:00:00
-That was terrible! It didn't include me at all! - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-04-01 00:00:00
--Hrm... - SM_007 - 2000-04-01 00:00:00
---What about me?! - Anonymous - 2000-04-01 00:00:00
----You were the, erm, uh, ah, other, erm, announcer... Yeah, that's the ticket... - SM_007 - 2000-04-01 00:00:00
-----*Cough* *Hack* *Spit* What about me *Whips nose with the sleeve of his dirty rags* - Anonymous - 2000-04-01 00:00:00
------Um, here *Throws the bum a quarter* - SM_007 - 2000-04-01 00:00:00
-------*Cough* I don't need your pitty! *SM_007 runs away, The bum jumps at the quarter and pockets it* - Anonymous - 2000-04-01 00:00:00