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And the wrestling is the cause of violence thing is easy to deal with. If westling is the cause of violence, then Soap Operas are the cause of dysfunctional families, the news is the cause of depression, and of course, the moral breakdown of society is caused entirely by Video Games and Paganism, and not in fact politicians selling out to Corporations and creating a generally cynical public.
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Vote BandWidth

Author: BandWidth ()
Date: 2000-04-01 00:00:00

Why should you vote for BandWidth? Here's why:

1) Equality - Under a Communist system everybody (except those in power, because we like to be corrupt) are equal. Race, gender, age, it doesn't matter. All are equal.

2) Security of Employment - You are GUARANTEED employment for life. You will never, ever be without work, regardless of how badly you may suck.

3) Security of Life - You will be protected from the capitalist evil represented by my opponents. You will never have to worry about being robbed, beaten, or killed anywhere ever. Why is this? Because I will ensure that the police are given virtually absolute power in order to resolve situations quickly and easily. Fear will keep criminals in line.

4) Ice Cream - If you vote for me, you will get ice cream and lots of it.

Vote BandWidth!!!

Because You Know You Want To

Vote BandWidth - BandWidth - 2000-04-01 00:00:00
-mmmm, ice cream! - Tridus - 2000-04-01 00:00:00