Vote BandWidthAuthor: BandWidth ()
Date: 2000-04-01 00:00:00
Why should you vote for BandWidth? Here's why:
1) Equality - Under a Communist system everybody (except those in power, because we like to be corrupt) are equal. Race, gender, age, it doesn't matter. All are equal.
2) Security of Employment - You are GUARANTEED employment for life. You will never, ever be without work, regardless of how badly you may suck.
3) Security of Life - You will be protected from the capitalist evil represented by my opponents. You will never have to worry about being robbed, beaten, or killed anywhere ever. Why is this? Because I will ensure that the police are given virtually absolute power in order to resolve situations quickly and easily. Fear will keep criminals in line.
4) Ice Cream - If you vote for me, you will get ice cream and lots of it.
Because You Know You Want To
Vote BandWidth - BandWidth - 2000-04-01 00:00:00
-mmmm, ice cream! - Tridus - 2000-04-01 00:00:00