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You are officially invited to vote for Psycho Sam!

Author: Anonymous (Fabuloso McWilly)
Date: 2000-04-01 00:00:00

As Psycho Sam's new campaign manager, I would like everyone to feel welcome to vote for Psycho Sam.

Why should you vote for Psycho Sam? Well, who here WOULDN'T want to have a plaque saying that you aided in Sam's rise into glory?

Hey, what's all this dirty laundry doing here? *points towards a bunch of brown bags with $'s on them* I sure hope some Psycho Sam supporters come buy to help me clean this laundry away. *wink*

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I am Sam!</font>
<font color=red>SUPER<font color=orange> Psycho Sam!
Do you like fried eggs and spam???</font></b></font>

You are officially invited to vote for Psycho Sam! - Anonymous - 2000-04-01 00:00:00
-But why would you do that when you can vote for me! - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-04-01 00:00:00
--Because... Umm, yeah! (vote for Sam!) - Psycho Sam! - 2000-04-01 00:00:00