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This time, the joke's on you!

Author: SoulTaker ()
Date: 2000-03-31 00:00:00

*points out small note on the bottom of the contract saying "invalid"*


*takes out contract from his pocket*

Prepare to see the truth!

*shows contract*

Hm. This one says that I'm going to be your bodyguard forever too. Well, it's not that bad either. But would you mind calling me "advisor" instead of "bodyguard"? Then it sounds like I'm somebody important, even if I'm not =)

But yes, I am happy to have the honor of being your... Advisor.

*points to paragraph in the contract*

See? It says "advisor" in the contract too!

"My girlfriend and I were happy for 16 years. Then we met."

Here's some song lyrics! - SM_007 - 2000-03-31 00:00:00
-Yo, listen up, here's the story... - Reed - 2000-03-31 00:00:00
--I would advise that you do not mention this song here, in order to avoid rebellion - SoulTaker - 2000-03-31 00:00:00
---Do you like your bodyguard job? - Reed - 2000-03-31 00:00:00
----This time, the joke's on you! - SoulTaker - 2000-03-31 00:00:00
-One of my favorite songs here... - Gunslinger - 2000-03-31 00:00:00