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Re:I doth sense an imbalance in his humors.

Author: BandWidth ()
Date: 2000-03-31 00:00:00

Humors refers to the 4 elements people were supposedly made up of according to the amusing sciences of the time. Earth(cold/dry), fire(hot/dry), water(cold/moist), and air(hot/moist). Supposedly they determined what a person's personality would be. In the average person, each element should be equal in quantity.

An imbalance in the humors (ie: too much of one element) leads to personality imbalances, such as our friend Tridus has here.

On 3/31/00 at 12:00 rRaminrodt wrote:
>50 points if you can accuratly tell me what humors are.


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