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Will thou vote for thy best choice?

Author: Psycho Sam! ()
Date: 2000-03-31 00:00:00

When thou art ready to vote, do not make any rash decisions. Instead, listen to thy inner voice whom tells a tale of the one true leader who shall lead this land to glory. And aways remember, if thou do not vote for I, I will be so mad, you'll not know that which has hit you! Dagnabbit!

Does thou want a mention on my fabulous website? If thou vote for me, I shall put thy name in a special section devoted to those who aided in my triumphant rise into power.

P.S. Perhaps if I (attempt to) speak in Ye Olde English, thou will find my campaign more pleasing.


I am Sam!

SUPER Psycho Sam!
Do you like fried eggs and spam???


Will thou vote for thy best choice? - Psycho Sam! - 2000-03-31 00:00:00
-Foorsooth gentle Psycho... - rRaminrodt - 2000-03-31 00:00:00
--noooo!!!!! - Tridus - 2000-03-31 00:00:00
---I doth sense an imbalance in his humors. - rRaminrodt - 2000-03-31 00:00:00
----Re:I doth sense an imbalance in his humors. - BandWidth - 2000-03-31 00:00:00
----Are they those things between the red thing and my wristwatch? Uh oh... - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-31 00:00:00
-----Dr. Riviera, Dr. Nick Riviera, report to the Coroners office immediately! - Anonymous - 2000-03-31 00:00:00
------Hi, everybody! - Anonymous - 2000-03-31 00:00:00
-------Hi Doctor Nick! - Anonymous - 2000-03-31 00:00:00
-Mine Olde English art better than thine - Anonymous - 2000-03-31 00:00:00