Bone BurialAuthor: CitizenDog ()
Date: 2000-03-29 00:00:00
**scene starts with SM_007 watering a garden**
CitizenDog: You see, Ikik, finding the perfect spot to bury a bone is the key
*C.Dog and Ikik stand over the garden*
CitizenDog: once you know where that is, the rest is easy
*C.Dog starts digging up the garden*
Ikik: but how do you know?
CitizenDog: oh... YOU'LL know.
SM_007: You bertter not screw up anything down there!
CitizenDog: oh settle down, i'm not just indiscrimitnately digging up dirt with neither direction nor purpose, mining a hole to nowhere...
CitizenDog: burying a bone is an extremely precise system of soil removal and subsrquent bone placement, it demands strict attention to detail and a very steady hand.....
*water spout comes out of hole*
SM_007: what happened?
CitizenDog: well, thats a busted water main, SM.
CitizenDog: i wouldnt worry to much about that though, there are obstacles down here that pose a far greater threat to our safety than the water company
CitizenDog: The gas company for instance...
**bit later on**
CitizenDog: ok. were finnished. read this
*hands a note to SM_007*
SM_007: all right... uh... "ashes to ashes, dust to dirt, we gonna miss dis bone, boy do it hurt."
*CitizenDog and Ikik cry*
SM_007: there there...
**even a bit later**
*C.Dog covers up the hole*
CitizenDog: whelp, that should do it.
*pad pad pad*
Ikik: All right!
Ikik: congradulations on another splendid bone burial, CitizenDog.
CitizenDog: same to you, Ikik, same to you.
Ikik: wheres SM_007?
*C.Dog starts digging up the hole again*
Bone Burial - CitizenDog - 2000-03-29 00:00:00
-One little thing... - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-30 00:00:00
-Um, that was...certainly...something... - SM_007 - 2000-03-30 00:00:00
-Ha, ha, ha, I think SM_007 is gonna be mad at you for doing that! :) - Sid6.9 - 2000-03-29 00:00:00
-*scratches head* - Gunslinger - 2000-03-29 00:00:00
--*scratches GunSlingers head* There, isn't that better? - SoulTaker - 2000-03-30 00:00:00