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'Ferret of OOH!'? Reminds me of a kid named Matt...

Author: kwerkey ()
Date: 2000-03-29 00:00:00

There was this kid at my karate studio, his name was Matt, and he was INSANE. Like me, only wild. And he was obsessed with ferrets. He'd make up warm-up stretches called the Ferret Stretch (which did nothing at all, but hey, he was only about 7). He recentely came back, only now he shaved his head. But he still gets himself stuck in the equipment closet. He put a huge punching dummy (named O.J., we got him a little after the trials) on top of himself. How he did that, I don't know. Sounds like some things I used to do. I'd jump in the back of the closet upside-down and call people for help when I really didn't need it. That's enough of this post, g'night.


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'Ferret of OOH!'? Reminds me of a kid named Matt... - kwerkey - 2000-03-29 00:00:00
-Why is this labelled story? - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-29 00:00:00
--why is it labelled No Text? - Tridus - 2000-03-29 00:00:00
---Oh, the mysteries of life... - SM_007 - 2000-03-29 00:00:00