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LOL! BTW, now that we're talking doctors...

Author: SoulTaker ()
Date: 2000-02-27 00:00:00

A man visited the doctor for his annual examination. The doctor took the usual tests... Did all the scary things that doctors do.

"Everything okay, Dr. Johnson?", the patient asked.

"Maybe...", he replied, "Maybe, maybe not... " (I hate when doctors say that)

The doctor left the room and came back a few minutes later.

"So, doctor?", the patient asked.

"Mr. Jones, I have bad news for you... You have a very rare and deadly disease", the doctor replied.

"Oh my god! Oh, no!", Mr. Jones panicked. "How long time have I left to live in?", he asked.

"10", the doctor replied.

"10! 10 what?!?", the patient yelled furiously at the doctor.

The doctor looked at his watch, and said "9... "


A little joke about seeing the light. - Sid6.9 - 2000-02-27 00:00:00
-LOL! BTW, now that we're talking doctors... - SoulTaker - 2000-02-27 00:00:00
-hehehehehehe - Tridus - 2000-02-27 00:00:00