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I know you're out there; I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us; you're afraid of

change. I don't know the future - I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how this

is going to begin. Now, I'm going to hang up this phone, and I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see.

I'm going to show them a world without you - a world without rules, and controls, without borders, or boundaries. A

world...where anything is possible. Where we go from there...is a choice I leave up to you.
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LOL! BTW, now that we're talking doctors...

Author: SoulTaker ()
Date: 2000-02-27 00:00:00

A man visited the doctor for his annual examination. The doctor took the usual tests... Did all the scary things that doctors do.

"Everything okay, Dr. Johnson?", the patient asked.

"Maybe...", he replied, "Maybe, maybe not... " (I hate when doctors say that)

The doctor left the room and came back a few minutes later.

"So, doctor?", the patient asked.

"Mr. Jones, I have bad news for you... You have a very rare and deadly disease", the doctor replied.

"Oh my god! Oh, no!", Mr. Jones panicked. "How long time have I left to live in?", he asked.

"10", the doctor replied.

"10! 10 what?!?", the patient yelled furiously at the doctor.

The doctor looked at his watch, and said "9... "


A little joke about seeing the light. - Sid6.9 - 2000-02-27 00:00:00
-LOL! BTW, now that we're talking doctors... - SoulTaker - 2000-02-27 00:00:00
-hehehehehehe - Tridus - 2000-02-27 00:00:00