A Goon
I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place. This zoo; this prison; this reality. Whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell! If there is such a thing. I feel...saturated by it. I can...taste...your stink. And every time I do, I feel I have somehow been...infected...by it. It's repulsive. I must get out of here. I must get free! And in this mind...is the key.
- Agent Smith (The Matrix)
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Here!

Author: Anonymous (Ikik, ferret of OOH!)
Date: 2000-03-28 00:00:00

Ikik: Here Tridus, I found this and thought you might like it.
Tridus: Thanks, Ikik....hey, why is this money blue?
Ikik: Idunno. Ask that guy in the red suit and funny hat.
Tridus: O...K...Ikik, that's a...you took money from a Mountie?
Ikik: No, he had it out and everything.
Tridus: Then why does his wolf look like it wants to eat you?
Ikik: He just wants to play, see? *poing* *bite*
Wolf: Grrr....
* Ikik and the wolf get into one mighty playfight.*

Ikik: Instrument of Random Chaos...cuz the orderly chaos is just plain dull.

If you vote for me, i promise you immortality! - Kiljad - 2000-03-28 00:00:00
-immortality? bah... i want cash! - Tridus - 2000-03-28 00:00:00
--How are you going to get cash cold and hard if it's not coinage? :P - undertow - 2000-03-29 00:00:00
---It's big, it's cold, it's hard.... - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-29 00:00:00
--Here! - Anonymous - 2000-03-28 00:00:00
---Hehehehehe... - SM_007 - 2000-03-29 00:00:00
---ROTFL! That is funny for sooo many reasons...! - Tridus - 2000-03-28 00:00:00
-Vote for me and I promise...umm...Vote for Ikik! - Anonymous - 2000-03-28 00:00:00