Lies, all of them. You could at least get your facts straight.Author: BandWidth ()
Date: 2000-03-27 00:00:00
We here at the Communist party headquarters love children. In fact, we encourage people to have families with at least 10 children, more is even better.
More children means more people to use in our campaign of world domination, not to mention a cheap source of slave labour.
In short, if you love your children, and you want them to have lifelong employment, then vote BandWidth.
On 3/27/00 at 22:00 The Lord DebtAngel wrote:
>When you vote for Ikik in the next election, you're voting for the children. Hear what these children have to say:
>Child 1: Ikik is the choice of the children.
>Child 2: I'm against big Bandwidth.
>Child 3: Mom! The ferret bit me again!
>Child 4: I just ate a bag of chocolate Easter eggs! *Poing*
>See. Vote for Ikik. Vote for the children. If you vote for big Bandwidth, you hate children. And you don't hate children, do you?
>Vote IKIK for Presi*poing*.
>Is it not nifty? Sluggy Freelance. Worship the comic.
Because You Know You Want To
This is about the Children! - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-27 00:00:00
-Lies, all of them. You could at least get your facts straight. - BandWidth - 2000-03-27 00:00:00
--Children want to PLAY, not WORK! - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-28 00:00:00
-I don't hate children, they taste great! - RStefan01 - 2000-03-27 00:00:00