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Author: Un-King WizardSlayer ()
Date: 2000-03-27 00:00:00

Calvin: You know you have no chance of winning right?
Greyish Lord Akwidox: Quiet you!
Calvin: Ohh ... temper, temper.
Greyish Lord Akwidox: *Throws a dirty sock at calvin, it lays on his forehead*
Calvin: It stinks! Get it off, get it off!
Greyish Lord Akwidox: Haha.
Calvin: Any-Hoo ... Hmm ... hey. Wasn't I supposed to beat up Ikik?
Greyish Lord Akwidox: Yeah at the palm trees, tonight.
Calvin: Ahh! That's right! *Grabs boxing gloves and runs out door.*

Later that night


Calvin: ... it just re-accured to me ... that there are no palm trees in Michigan.
Greyish Lord Akwidox: *Cough* Moron *Cough*
Calvin: *Jumps on Aarons lap, licks his face*
Greyish Lord Akwidox: Umm ...
Calvin: I just took a bath (IE: He licked his ass)
Greyish Lord Akwidox: You sick fuzzy crap get off me!
Calvin: *Falls off Akwidox' lap* Hehe *Skampers off*
Greyish Lord Akwidox: *Spits into shirt* Ick! Sick little monkey.
Whispering Voice: Tell them why they should vote for you ...
Greyish Lord Akwidox: *Jumps in chair* Holy Diggety! *Looks around* Who in the Sam said that?!
Whispering Voice: The voices ...
Greyish Lord Akwidox: Hey! The docter said you were gone!
Whispering Voice: Tell them why they should vote for you ...
Greyish Lord Akwidox: Will you go away?
Whispering Voice: Probably ...
Greyish Lord Akwidox: Fine!
Greyish Lord Akwidox: Vote for me because I hear soft whispering voices inside my head!
Whispering Voice: Good ... I guess. Your a moron but okay.
Greyish Lord Akwidox: Hey ... that kinda hurt ...
Whispering Voice: Ha ha ...
Greyish Lord Akwidox: Go away now please.
Whispering Voice: No.
Greyish Lord Akwidox: *Pounds Head* Go away! The voices! Noo! They won't go away!
Whispering Voice: Ow! Stop that! Ow! Ow!
*Calvin Enters Room*
Calvin: ... Oh lord not this again.
Greyish Lord Akwidox: *Hits head again*
Whispering Voice: Bitch stop!
Whispering Voice: I'm 6' 1" and can bench 310 Lbs. You wanna hit me more?
Greyish Lord Akwidox: Sorry sir. *Brushes hair gently with his hand*
Whispering Voice: Stop it-- hehe-- that tickles
Greyish Lord Akwidox: Aww .. the voices are tickleish.

Vote for me because I hear soft whispering voices inside my head!



~Akwidox
Excuse me ... are you aware you are wearing my pantz?
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Vote for me! - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-27 00:00:00
-The truth behind the voices (pure propaganda) - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-27 00:00:00
--*Turns around* - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-27 00:00:00
---You know you ain't gonna win this Calvin - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-27 00:00:00
----Go Calvin! Kick his ferret loving butt! - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-27 00:00:00