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Author: Tridus ()
Date: 2000-02-27 00:00:00

On 2/27/00 at 14:01 Sid6.9 wrote:
>>>Subject: Light
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Something I got in the e-mail from a friend

>95-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came
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back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great
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physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace
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with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?" George
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replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight so he's
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fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
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bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light
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goes off when I'm done." "Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"
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A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," He
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said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call
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because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets
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up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and
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then (poof!) the light goes off?" Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's
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peeing in the refrigerator again!"

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>Sid6.9- "If weird was a person, he'd be me!" :-)

"Ever since I met you on a cloudy monday, I can't believe how much I love the rain..." - Chantal Kreviazuk

A little joke about seeing the light. - Sid6.9 - 2000-02-27 00:00:00
-LOL! BTW, now that we're talking doctors... - SoulTaker - 2000-02-27 00:00:00
-hehehehehehe - Tridus - 2000-02-27 00:00:00