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A little joke about seeing the light.

Author: Sid6.9 ()
Date: 2000-02-27 00:00:00

>>Subject: Light
Something I got in the e-mail from a friend

95-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came
back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great
physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace
with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?" George
replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight so he's
fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light
goes off when I'm done." "Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," He
said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call
because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets
up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and
then (poof!) the light goes off?" Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's
peeing in the refrigerator again!"

Sid6.9- "If weird was a person, he'd be me!" :-)

A little joke about seeing the light. - Sid6.9 - 2000-02-27 00:00:00
-LOL! BTW, now that we're talking doctors... - SoulTaker - 2000-02-27 00:00:00
-hehehehehehe - Tridus - 2000-02-27 00:00:00