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So yesterday I went to my friends house, she owns a ferret.

Author: Un-King WizardSlayer ()
Date: 2000-03-26 00:00:00

Those things are puny. My cat could take one.

*Later today on TV*

Calvin: "Yeah! Come on bring it on!" *Calvin puts on boxing gloves*
Greyish Lord Akwidox: "Calm down Calvin."
Calvin: "NO! I want to shed some blood dammit!" *Starts punching air*
Greyish Lord Akwidox: "Don't worry you'll get your chance"
Calvin: "IKIK! I'm calling you out! Ton--" *Akwidox muffles Calvins mouth*
Greyish Lord Akwidox: "Now now ... Calvin ... don't you go causing trouble"
Calvin: *Bites Akwidoxes hand*
Greyish Lord Akwidox: "Ow! Little bi--" *Calvin interrupts*
Calvin: "No! Tonight by the palm trees! You and me Ikik! Be ready!"
Greyish Lord Akwidox: "Why'd you do that?! We'll never win the election now! They'll think my cat is insane!"
Calvin: "Don't worry about it daddy ... there are no palm trees in Michigan ... heh-heh."
Studio Operator: "Uhh ... Mr. Calvin ... the cameras still runnin."
Calvin: "... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCC--"
*Camera Turns Off*

~Akwidox
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So yesterday I went to my friends house, she owns a ferret. - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-26 00:00:00