Sure, I COULD kiss his ass, but what's the point?Author: Psycho Sam! ()
Date: 2000-03-25 00:00:00
If I went ahead and puckered up, I'd be no better than all the other candidates: So sure that my campaign is rotten that I NEED to have an unfair advantage.
I mean, come on. Do I really need to kiss anyones ass? No, because I know the forumers will do the right thing when they vote, and I know there is the faint possibility that they won't vote for me, I believe that voting for me would be a great choice.
Anyway, so far how much has MysteryMan done as president? We all know that the purpose of the president is not to weild power, but to take attention away from it, and who better to do the job than me? We all know that the title is basically meaningless, but if I were elected I'd make it a point to find who's in power and force them to give it back to the people.
Plus, if you vote for me, it'll be easier just because you'll already have your minds made up and you won't have to do all that htinking that usually comes with an election. Myself, I prefer not to think too hard.
I am Sam!
Do you like fried eggs and spam???
Just remember, my vote counts double of the rest of the forumers! - RStefan01 - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
-hehe, one problem with that though... I'm worth more valuable bribes! - Tridus - 2000-03-26 00:00:00
--Both! - RStefan01 - 2000-03-26 00:00:00
-Sure, I COULD kiss his ass, but what's the point? - Psycho Sam! - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
--I wait till the last minute to vote, so if you're winning, my votes go to the #2 runner hehehe - RStefan01 - 2000-03-26 00:00:00
---By then I know I'll be so far ahead it may not matter. I know everyone'll make the right choice. - Psycho Sam! - 2000-03-26 00:00:00
----Nah, I'm sure that BandWidth's propaganda will cause them to make the wrong choice =) - RStefan01 - 2000-03-26 00:00:00
-----Well, the only protection from BandWidth's negative influence is to vote for me. (Vote for Sam) - Psycho Sam! - 2000-03-26 00:00:00
------OK, that's it. Don't make me Digivolve! *glares menacingly* I'll do it, I mean it!!! - Psycho Sam! - 2000-03-26 00:00:00
-------Ah hell... *gets bored and Digivolves into Super Psycho Sam! anyway* - Psycho Sam! - 2000-03-26 00:00:00
-*Kisses Big Sexy's ass* - BandWidth - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
-here... have a brand new lexus! - CitizenDog - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
--crap, that was supposed to be a suck up to Rstefan01 - CitizenDog - 2000-03-26 00:00:00
---consider it put to where it should be. :) - Anonymous - 2000-03-26 00:00:00
----*steals the Thread Nazi's pants* - RStefan01 - 2000-03-26 00:00:00
--Thanks, kwerkey for President! - kwerkey - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
---Vote BandWidth - because I'm special - BandWidth - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
-Buddy 'ol pal, 'ol buddy! - kwerkey - 2000-03-25 00:00:00