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Author: BandWidth ()
Date: 2000-03-25 00:00:00

*Hands the Electoral Officer ten $1000 bills*

On 3/25/00 at 17:08 Electoral Officer wrote:
>The Rules:

  1. The polls will be open from saturday at 5pm eastern time next week until Tridus arrives at work monday morning. During that time, if you can find a way to stuff the ballot box or otherwise cheat, good for you!
  2. Your propaganda and campaign materials may include such things as lying, forgery, deliberately setting an opponent up, bribing the news services, etc...
  3. If you won't be around to vote, email me with your forum username, password, and who you want to vote for before the end of the election (like anytime over the next week), and your vote will be counted.
  4. Thats about it. Enjoy, and happy political bashing!

Vote BandWidth!!!

Because You Know You Want To

Since the election is exactly 1 week away, lets review the rules... - Electoral Officer - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
-LoL! - BandWidth - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
--sweeeetttt - Tridus - 2000-03-25 00:00:00