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a little bit about myself....

Author: CitizenDog ()
Date: 2000-03-25 00:00:00

I'm here to sing you a song about everyones dream, about me, about you, about the way our hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests...

I'm just a regular joe, with a regular job, your average white suberbinide slob, i like football, and porno, and books about war, i got an average house with a nice hardwood floor, my wife, my job, my kids, and my car, my feet on the table, and a cuban cigar...

but sometimes that aint enough to keep a man like me interested.

*another voice* oh no

no way

*another voice* nuh-uh

no, i gotta go out and have fun at, at someone elses expense

*another voice* yeah yeah

yeah yeah

*another voice* yeah yeah yeah yeah

some times i drive really slow, in the ultra fast lane, while people behind me, are going insane.

I'm an Asshole!

*another voice* hes an Asshole!

an assholeio!

*another voice*what an asshole!

*another voice*such an asshole!

I use public tolites, and i piss on the seat, i walk around in the summer time saying how about this heat

I'm an Asshole!

*another voice* hes an Asshole!

an assholeio!

*another voice*what an asshole!

*another voice*hes the worlds biggest asshole!

sometimes i park in handi-cap spaces, while handi-capped people, making handi-capped faces.

i'm and Asshole!

*another voice* such an asshole!

i'm and assholeio

*another voice*hes a big f*cking asshole.

maybe i shouldn't be singing this song, ranting and raving and carring on, maybe their right when they tell me i'm wrong...


i'm an asshole

*another voice*hes an asshole


*another voice* He the worlds biggest asshole!

you know what i'm gonna do? i'm gonna get myself a 1967 cadilac elderado HOT pink with all cow interior and whale skin hub caps with big baby seal eyes for headlight and i'm gonna drive around in that thing at 115mph getting 1 mile per gallon sucking down quater pounder cheese burgers for McDonals and non-bio degratable styrafoam cups and when i'm done sucking down those greeseball burgers i'm gonna wipe my mouth with the national flag and toss those cups out the window and theres not a god damn thing anyone can do about it you know why? we got the bombs thats why Nuclear F*cking Weapons ok Russia Germany Romania they can have all the democracy they want they can have a big democracy parade and it wont make a differance cause we got the bombs!

*another voice*hey hey hey hey hey, you know you really are an asshole?

why dont you just shut up and sing the song

I'm an Asshole!

*another voice* hes an Asshole!

an assholeio!

*another voice*what an asshole!

*another voice*hes the worlds biggest asshole!

A - S - S - H - O - L - E


A - S - S - H - O - L - E


I'm an asshole, and i am proud of it!


ok, i know what your thinking... but... I am EVERYTHING OPOSITE of that! :)



a little bit about myself.... - CitizenDog - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
-Dennis Leary is the man :) - CDRepoman - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
--Yeah, I remember when that video was causing controversy on Much Music, hehe... - SM_007 - 2000-03-26 00:00:00
-To the rythm of what song can I sing this? - El cazador - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
--I just readit. I added my own rythem when I noticed it was just a song. =) I'm sloooow. - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-26 00:00:00
-Hmm, you forgot the part about the asshole - RStefan01 - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
-Yeah, that's me you're singing about. - BandWidth - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
-LOL - Tridus - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
--Nah, I wouldn't have deleted a post just because it had 'asshole' in it. - RStefan01 - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
--Re:LOL - CitizenDog - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
---nope, the 'rules' here are very wide open. - Tridus - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
----Thread NaziĀ© AKA Tridus - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-26 00:00:00