A Goon
You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
- Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
Liz's 27th birthday is in 0 hours days! Eeps...
Modified: August 09 2006.
Hits: 7498227/11341025
User: Anonymous Coward
Time: 0.04 seconds.

Read Message

Ha!

Author: BandWidth ()
Date: 2000-03-24 00:00:00

Do you honestly thing I'd fall for your petty schemes? Foolish mortal.

*BandWidth whistles sharply and the sound of hounds barking fills the night air*

Sick 'em boys!

*BandWidth steps back as the hounds begin chasing Akwidox, who proceeds to run*

Gahahahahaha!



Vote BandWidth!!!

Because You Know You Want To



Don't vote for IkIk! He's a cheap cop-off! - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-24 00:00:00
-*Runs by naked holding a sign that says 'Vote BandWidth'* - BandWidth - 2000-03-24 00:00:00
--*takes pictures* - RStefan01 - 2000-03-24 00:00:00
---*Begins posing for the camera* - BandWidth - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
----Oh no! The seventh sign of the Apocalypse! - SM_007 - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
--You have soiled my eyes Bandwidth. I challenge you to a duel *Slap* - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-24 00:00:00
---Ha! - BandWidth - 2000-03-24 00:00:00
----*Ow!* Son of a *Ow!* damn commies *Ow!* always using cheap tricks *Ow!* - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
-----Hey, if it works.... - BandWidth - 2000-03-25 00:00:00