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Ha!

Author: BandWidth ()
Date: 2000-03-24 00:00:00

Do you honestly thing I'd fall for your petty schemes? Foolish mortal.

*BandWidth whistles sharply and the sound of hounds barking fills the night air*

Sick 'em boys!

*BandWidth steps back as the hounds begin chasing Akwidox, who proceeds to run*

Gahahahahaha!



Vote BandWidth!!!

Because You Know You Want To



Don't vote for IkIk! He's a cheap cop-off! - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-24 00:00:00
-*Runs by naked holding a sign that says 'Vote BandWidth'* - BandWidth - 2000-03-24 00:00:00
--*takes pictures* - RStefan01 - 2000-03-24 00:00:00
---*Begins posing for the camera* - BandWidth - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
----Oh no! The seventh sign of the Apocalypse! - SM_007 - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
--You have soiled my eyes Bandwidth. I challenge you to a duel *Slap* - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-24 00:00:00
---Ha! - BandWidth - 2000-03-24 00:00:00
----*Ow!* Son of a *Ow!* damn commies *Ow!* always using cheap tricks *Ow!* - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-25 00:00:00
-----Hey, if it works.... - BandWidth - 2000-03-25 00:00:00