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Total LockDown

Author: Reed ()
Date: 2000-03-23 00:00:00

MysteryMan steps out to the crowd. SoulTaker is behind him. MysteryMan grins.

"Attention...my term as President will soon be over, and so...now I can rule without worrying of being empeached!" MysteryMan tells the audience.

The audience gasps as MysteryMan points towards a building with gigantic double dooors. The doors slowly open, and a bot jumps out.

The bot is black, with red glowing eyes. There are patches of blue everywhere on him. He stands 9 feet tall, and he appears to glare at everyone.

"Beep, beep, beep! Whiiirr! MysteryBot has orders to destroy all who apose the Mystery!" MysteryBot whirrs.

Everyone is looking at this silenty, except Psycho_Sam! who yells, "You rip-off!" and Adun975 is busy telling people, "See...I'm really Protoss, yay, you know..."

MysteryBot picks up Adun975 who screams. "wait, wait, com'on man don't please ohmigod." MysteryBot smashes Adun against the ground. MysteryBot turns to glare at the crowd, who takes a step back.

"Now, everyone, Riptide is going into Total Lockdown. Everyone, you will now go to the jail. At 2300 hours, I shall call you out to work in the mines. I repeat, this is a total lockdown!" MysteryMan tells the crowd. He then turns to MysteryBot. "Take them to the jail"

MysteryBot beeps in response, then starts to herd the protesting crowd.

MysteryMan turns to face SoulTaker. "SM_007 and Tridus are gone. I'm afraid they may resist us."

SoulTaker nods. "I have a plan..."

MysteryMan turns to grin at the crowd who is walking away, with MysteryBot behind them. "Mwahaha, I will finally rule...as long as Tridus and SM_007 don't come back"

MysteryMan

"The Phoenix can be reborn, but it is never the same"

Total LockDown - Reed - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
-Ikik in a coal mine, looking for the sunshine - Anonymous - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
-MysteryBot vs. MechaSam! - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
-hmmmm - CitizenDog - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
--Re:Well Crap... - CitizenDog - 2000-03-23 00:00:00