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Hey Calvin! Check this out!

Author: The Lord DebtAngel ()
Date: 2000-03-23 00:00:00

^$^: Hey, Calvin, you wanna be an astronaut?

Calvin: What do they do?

^$^: They fly around in great big spaceships!

Calvin: Cool! I wanna, I wanna!

^$^: All right, close your eyes now! Good thing I put the battery pack on MechaSam!; he finally gets to be put through some testing.

Calvin: What was that?

^$^: Nothing important, Here we go!

** Debtangel wraps up Calvin in the bedsheets, whips the sheet around a few times to get Calvin nice and dizzy, and throws Calvin out the front door. **

Calvin: Whee!

^$^: MechaSam! Fetch the kitty! Fetch! Fetch!

MechaSam!: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty....

** Calvin tries to run away, but can't because he's just *too* dizzy. MechaSam! tries to catch Calvin, but MechaSam's gyros are a little wonky, so he seems really dizzy too. The two try to fight for a while (they mostly run in figure eights on the road) until Calvin finally regains his composure and runs home. **

^$^: MechaSam! Stop! (Fwump) Good, he listened...that was such a CUTE kitty too...now to clan up this mess...I wonder if the remote control vacuum cleaner still works...let me check my notes...


Is it not nifty? Sluggy Freelance. Worship the comic.

Hey ... you know what? - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
-Yeah, try it. - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
--Oh ... mis-spelling my name twice huh? - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
---And for the record, I mispelt it three or four times... - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
---Hey Calvin! Check this out! - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
--*steals the hairball and stuffs it down the back of a random person's shirt* - RStefan01 - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
---*Starts playing with Deathmatch Power Bar wrapper instead* - Anonymous - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
--woohoo go ikik! - Tridus - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
-Ahh well, you just lost my vote =p - RStefan01 - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
--You'll be sorry. - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
---[sarcasm] Oh no, not the hired goons, someone save me! I'm so afraid of the hired goons! [/sarcasm] - RStefan01 - 2000-03-23 00:00:00