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My God, I just realized that the worm's creator was obviously a man with an ex-girlfriend. It has a monthly cycle. It spends the 2/3rds of the month putting its nose in where it doesn't belong. It then spends the remaining 1/3 of the month on a complete lashing-out, bitchfest. Gads. Couldn't he have just gotten drunk instead?
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What's so funny?

Author: Anonymous (Ikik, Your ChOOOH!)
Date: 2000-03-23 00:00:00

"I, Citizen Dog, hereby promise to never..."
"AAAAHHHHHH!!!! Get it off! Get it off!'
"Shut up Monica, can't you see I'm..."
"...Get the damn ferret off me!"

*poing on the screen*

"Vote for me! Ikik!"

*poing off the screen*

"What? Hey, come back here! I was the one paying for this commercial!"

Vote for Citi*poing*IKIK!*poing* The honest candidate.

"Stay good Doggy! Stay good!"
"When I get my hands on you I'll.."
"OOOH! Equinox!" *poing* *bite*

(I am having _way_ too much fun with this)

Presidential Campaign... - CitizenDog - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
-So far you've got my vote, though if someone bribes me enough... - RStefan01 - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
-What's so funny? - Anonymous - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
--Akwidox dammit! A K W I D O X !!! - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
-I like this campaign strategy... - Tridus - 2000-03-23 00:00:00