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And the wrestling is the cause of violence thing is easy to deal with. If westling is the cause of violence, then Soap Operas are the cause of dysfunctional families, the news is the cause of depression, and of course, the moral breakdown of society is caused entirely by Video Games and Paganism, and not in fact politicians selling out to Corporations and creating a generally cynical public.
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Presidential Campaign...

Author: CitizenDog ()
Date: 2000-03-23 00:00:00

I feel i would make a good president because i am honset...for example...



-I will make promises i will never keep (i.e. you will each get $1 million US if i win!) *chuckle*



-I will promise not to flirt with interns *smirk*



-I will create more jobs for the unemployed *cackle*



-I will cut the budget by *75%*!!!! *laughs out loud*



-I will NEVER declare war on another country simply to take your attention away from the intern under my desk! *rolls on floor laughing*



-I never lie! *rolls on floor laughing my ass off*



and thats why i think you should vote for me... because i am Honest!



- CitizenDog









Presidential Campaign... - CitizenDog - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
-So far you've got my vote, though if someone bribes me enough... - RStefan01 - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
-What's so funny? - Anonymous - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
--Akwidox dammit! A K W I D O X !!! - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
-I like this campaign strategy... - Tridus - 2000-03-23 00:00:00