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Presidential Campaign...

Author: CitizenDog ()
Date: 2000-03-23 00:00:00

I feel i would make a good president because i am honset...for example...

-I will make promises i will never keep (i.e. you will each get $1 million US if i win!) *chuckle*

-I will promise not to flirt with interns *smirk*

-I will create more jobs for the unemployed *cackle*

-I will cut the budget by *75%*!!!! *laughs out loud*

-I will NEVER declare war on another country simply to take your attention away from the intern under my desk! *rolls on floor laughing*

-I never lie! *rolls on floor laughing my ass off*

and thats why i think you should vote for me... because i am Honest!

- CitizenDog

Presidential Campaign... - CitizenDog - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
-So far you've got my vote, though if someone bribes me enough... - RStefan01 - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
-What's so funny? - Anonymous - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
--Akwidox dammit! A K W I D O X !!! - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-23 00:00:00
-I like this campaign strategy... - Tridus - 2000-03-23 00:00:00