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Ummm, MysteryMan, sir, I would love to step into your office, but that man inside there is...

Author: Sid6.9 ()
Date: 2000-03-22 00:00:00

Making me a bit nervous.

As Sid6.9 looks at the giant man wielding a pipe that is labeled. Beta stealing CD whacking pipe...

MM- Oh don't worry, he is waiting for the next wonderful game from Westwood studios.

Sid6.9- Oh okay! (And Sid6.9 walks into the room)

MM (Locking the door behind him)- Now Waldo!

And Waldo swings the pipe at Sid6.9, but Sid sees it coming and ducks and rolls...

MM- Get him, get him Waldo!

Waldo- Me whack CD Man! (As he charges at Sid)

Waldo swings the pipe again striking Sid in the head knocking him to the floor. MysteryMan hurries over grabbing up the CD that fell from his pocket.

MM- Ha, ha, it is mine, all mine! (As he holds up the gold CD) Get rid of the sack of potatoes Waldo.

Waldo- Waldo Like Potatoe

And Waldo Tosses sit out the door and re-locks it...

MM (Putting the CD into his drive)- All right, give me Diablo baby!

The CD spins and whires and finally something comes up on the screen. To install D2 Beta Edition hit here. MM hits the button and watches as the game installs itself.

MM- Mine, it's mine, ha ha ha.

The CD stops spinning as MYsteryMan hits play...Suddenly two men show up on the screen...

Dude #1- Dude, you look like you could use a massage.

Dude #2- Oh yeah big boy give it to Daddy!

Just then the title Daddy 2 comes across the screen

Daddy 2- Daddy cums home

MM can be heard screaming noooooooo! As Sid6.9 snickers as he walks away

Sid6.9- "If weird was a person, he'd be me!" :-)

I have been selected to Beta Test Diablo 2, some things I promise to you all. - Sid6.9 - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
-Congrats man - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
-Re:I have been selected to Beta Test Diablo 2, some things I promise to you all. - Tridus - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
--Oh, I'll take part in the open beta... Even though my systems too low... - Psycho Sam! - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
--A few quesitons about open beta for games. - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
---Re:A few quesitons about open beta for games. - Tridus - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
-Congratulations. At least one of us won. =) *plans to steal the beta from you* - Psycho Sam! - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
--*decides against it* - Psycho Sam! - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
--**Winks at Sam** Hey, Sid...I want to congratulate you...step into my office... - Reed - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
---Ummm, MysteryMan, sir, I would love to step into your office, but that man inside there is... - Sid6.9 - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
---I can't belive this! - Un-King WizardSlayer - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
----/Me rubs his head as he watches Akwidox leave with the CD laughing... - Sid6.9 - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
-----How many fake beta CDs do you carry anyway... - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
----Great...you'll only make him digivolve... - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
----Re:I can't belive this! - Tridus - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
-----Psycho Sam! digivolve to... Psycho Sam! *grabs beta from Tridus while he's distracted* - Psycho Sam! - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
------*poing* OOOH! Shiny beta. *Yoink!* *poing* - Anonymous - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
-------get back here ikik! - Tridus - 2000-03-22 00:00:00
--------This continues in my 'I deny these allegations' post - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-22 00:00:00