A Goon
My God, I just realized that the worm's creator was obviously a man with an ex-girlfriend. It has a monthly cycle. It spends the 2/3rds of the month putting its nose in where it doesn't belong. It then spends the remaining 1/3 of the month on a complete lashing-out, bitchfest. Gads. Couldn't he have just gotten drunk instead?
- Anonymous (talking about Code Red)
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'the longest session was by Senor Gato, and was 34 minutes long'?

Author: Tridus ()
Date: 2000-03-22 00:00:00

Hmm.. several odd things here...

1. I didn't know when someone logged in anonymously it put the name they used as a temp id on the stats page. Thats pretty neat.

2. I didn't know he came here at all. neat.

3. Because anon users can't log out, and I know he doesn't have an account, that means his session must have timed out. That takes a half hour now (I turned it up to help out long post writers a bit). So he was only actually here for 4 minutes? Thats pretty disappointing, I guess he didn't like us.

4. Since i reset the server we lost the 9 hour record I had going for today... but that 34 minute record will probably be wiped out any time now, and will definately be gone by 5:30 (thats when I'll time out hehehe). Oh well, you get five seconds in the limelight Gato. :)

"If there were no words, no way to speak... I would still hear you..." - Martina McBride

'the longest session was by Senor Gato, and was 34 minutes long'? - Tridus - 2000-03-22 00:00:00