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MysteryMan listens intently to his advisors...

Author: Reed ()
Date: 2000-03-21 00:00:00

MysteryMan listens to his advisors. One of them tells how people in Riptide view him as being too boring.

"What? Boring? ME! HAH!" MysteryMan exclaims.

"It's true, sir. Everyone wants a "cool"er President."

MysteryMan looks down, sadly. "I want to be popular...what can I do?"




After 6 hours of hard work, the President leaves the building. He has new clothes...a new hairstyle, even his red glowing eyes are gone! SoulTaker looks astonished as the President approachs him.

"Um, President MysteryMan Sir, are...you ok?" SoulTaker asks.

The President grins. "It's cool, man! And the name ain't MysteryMan anymore, it's MM."

"MM?"

"You got it! MysteryMan was boring! MM is cool!" MM looks at SoulTaker. "Come on, let's make some changes!"

SoulTaker just stares.




4 men are sitting in a darkened room. One of the men has the Riptide logo on his jacket.

"I'm glad you decided to help us," one of the men tells the man with the Riptide on his jacket.

"Yeah, I've been wanting to defeat that idoit for some time now. I can't believe my genuis! Hahahaa, the new "MM" shall not fight us! I'm glad I made his advisors do this!" the Riptide man says. Everyone laughs.




MM is sitting in his office. He is listening to some rock'n'roll in a walkman. He twirls around in his chair. "Man, this office is da bomb!"

SoulTaker is standing nearby, looking defeated. He suddenly turns to a beeping computer and gasps. He turns to MM.

"MysteryMan!"

"That's MM"

"Yes, MM, um, one of the buildings in the south sector has burst into flames. A figure is now throwing gasoline on the building."

"Well, get the police down there! What am I going to do about it?" MM asks, still spinning in his chair.

"Sir, why don't we handle it?"

"Damn, MM doesn't do that! MM is the leader, not the fighter! So get on, I'm waiting for the new twend to come in."

SoulTaker sighes.

MysteryMan

"The Phoenix can be reborn, but it is never the same"

MysteryMan listens intently to his advisors... - Reed - 2000-03-21 00:00:00
-Phew. Thank God that the extension cord on MechaSam! was short. - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-21 00:00:00
-Hmm, you're supposed to be 'less boring'? You think you're 'hip', 'cool' or 'l33t'?... No! =) - RStefan01 - 2000-03-21 00:00:00
-cool...more twisted plotlines... - Tridus - 2000-03-21 00:00:00
--Dat's kewl! - Reed - 2000-03-21 00:00:00