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I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place. This zoo; this prison; this reality. Whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell! If there is such a thing. I feel...saturated by it. I can...taste...your stink. And every time I do, I feel I have somehow been...infected...by it. It's repulsive. I must get out of here. I must get free! And in this mind...is the key.
- Agent Smith (The Matrix)
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What the Hell, let's write me in

Author: The Lord DebtAngel ()
Date: 2000-03-20 00:00:00

Damn light is flickering again. I really should get it changed. I'd change it myself, but my work is almost done. I just have a couple more native instructions to figure out on this Crusoe...

*Poing* "OOOH! What's this button do?"

"Ahh! Ikik, get away from that! You can't play with the inventions until after they are done!"

"Okay Debt. *Poing* OOOH!"

Ikik moved on to the Cool Vortex Making Thingy. Good. The CVMT is harmless...mostly...

There. Got it. Okay, now that done, I can get the Artificial Neuro Net of Mass Craziness (ANNoMC) online. Those evil moderator bots don't stand a chance...

Nothing does against MechaSam!.

"OOOH! Shiny!" *Poing*

"No! It's not..."

Too late. Ikik just activated MechaSam!, and I haven't put in the Sanity Circuits yet. Now where'd I put the really big gun? Let me check my notes...

(NOTE: I am modelling myself after Riff in Sluggy Freelance. Follow the link. You know you want to).


Is it not nifty? Sluggy Freelance. Worship the comic.

What the Hell, let's write me in - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
-well that story had it all. - Tridus - 2000-03-20 00:00:00