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A Four-Quil!

Author: Reed ()
Date: 2000-03-20 00:00:00

SoulTaker, MysteryMan's new bodyguard, watched from the shadows. As kwerkey was leaving, he bumbed into SoulTaker. "What the heck? I saw that kwerkey!" SoulTaker whacked kwerkey and kwerkey fell to the ground.

SoulTaker shook MysteryMan and woke him up. "Sir, kwerkey thought your hand on SM_007's ass would be funny!" SoulTaker told MysteryMan. MysteryMan thought, then dragged kwerkey's body in the room and put his hand on SM_007's butt.

MysteryMan took out a camera. SoulTaker asked him, while he was taking pictures, "What are we going to do with these?"

"With the power of the internet, we shall ruin their reputations!" MysteryMan laughed evily, then SoulTaker joined in. After they had enough pictures, they walked away,

Just then, SM_007 woke up...

MysteryMan

"The Phoenix can be reborn, but it is never the same"

Hey, someone else write a chapter in our owngoing storyverse saga! NOW! - SM_007 - 2000-03-19 00:00:00
-I'll try - kwerkey - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
--I will write a sequel! - Reed - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
---The triquil! (or whatever the word would be...) - kwerkey - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
----A Four-Quil! - Reed - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
-----A Five-quel! This is getting old.... - SoulTaker - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
-----*spreads the images all over the net* - RStefan01 - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
--This story is just waiting for a sequel! - Reed - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
--'hehe' - RStefan01 - 2000-03-20 00:00:00