A Goon
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
- Mark Twain
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I will write a sequel!

Author: Reed ()
Date: 2000-03-20 00:00:00

MysteryMan walked down the hall, preparing to ask SM_007 about a raise. He reached SM_007's room and looked in. He saw SM_007 on the floor. He thought, "I better wait until he wakes up". He spotted a chair and sat down in it.

MysteryMan sat down in SM_007's new leather chair. He discovered it squeaked too much. He tried oiling it. It didn't work. He sprayed it with every known lubricant in the universe (quiet you sickos). It still squeaked.

He stood up. He walked around to the other side of the table. When he got to the other end, he looked at the chair. Suddenly, he let out a kamakazie scream and rushed at the chair.

He forgot that the table was in the way. He slammed into it. Hard. He passed out. He landed beside SM_007

The End

=)

MysteryMan

"The Phoenix can be reborn, but it is never the same"

Hey, someone else write a chapter in our owngoing storyverse saga! NOW! - SM_007 - 2000-03-19 00:00:00
-I'll try - kwerkey - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
--I will write a sequel! - Reed - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
---The triquil! (or whatever the word would be...) - kwerkey - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
----A Four-Quil! - Reed - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
-----A Five-quel! This is getting old.... - SoulTaker - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
-----*spreads the images all over the net* - RStefan01 - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
--This story is just waiting for a sequel! - Reed - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
--'hehe' - RStefan01 - 2000-03-20 00:00:00