A Goon
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I'll try

Author: kwerkey ()
Date: 2000-03-20 00:00:00

SM_007 sat in his new leather chair. He knew it squeaked too much. He had tried oiling it. It didn't work. He sprayed it with every known lubricant in the universe (quiet you sickos). It still squeaked.

He stood up. He walked around to the other side of the table. When he got to the other end, he looked at the chair. Suddenly, he let out a kamakazie scream and rushed at the chair.

He forgot that the table was in the way. He slammed into it. Hard. He passed out.

The End

Well, what do you think?


ETA: Soon

Hey, someone else write a chapter in our owngoing storyverse saga! NOW! - SM_007 - 2000-03-19 00:00:00
-I'll try - kwerkey - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
--I will write a sequel! - Reed - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
---The triquil! (or whatever the word would be...) - kwerkey - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
----A Four-Quil! - Reed - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
-----A Five-quel! This is getting old.... - SoulTaker - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
-----*spreads the images all over the net* - RStefan01 - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
--This story is just waiting for a sequel! - Reed - 2000-03-20 00:00:00
--'hehe' - RStefan01 - 2000-03-20 00:00:00