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RipTide VS The Cool People

Author: Reed ()
Date: 2000-03-18 00:00:00

Everyone in Riptide is having a singing party. Everyone's enjoying themselves, especially Big Sexy, who showed up, grabbed a couple of girls, and left. He came back 20 minutes later, and selected new girls. He keeps doing this.

Just as everyone is ready to sing a song about leaving SideWinder when people in sunglasses and "cool" clothes show up. Everyone gasps.

"Oh, no! It's them! I used to be one of them," Adun975 whispers nervously.

"Yo, wassup!" One of the Cool People greets Riptide.

"Back off, we got rid of you in the 56th Ammendment!" SM_007 tells the Cool People firmly.

"Whoah, chill, my homie! C'mon, let's have a party...and we can see who's truly better!" Another Cool People announces. Suddenly, all the Cool People start singing.

"Yo, wassup, my friend,
We are the Cool People, we will never end!
For we rule the school,
For we are cool!"


"Weeee are the cool!
Wanna fight, challenge us to a dueeeeel!
For you, shall never, defeat us!
Try, and end up with a whole punch of puss!
Weeeee are the cool!
We will win the singing duel!"


"So, listen up, hear our call!
Join us, hang out at the mall!
Go from girl to girl, getting every one,
It's reeeeeeeealy fun!"


Big Sexy nods knowingly.

"Weeee are the cool!
Wanna fight, challenge us to a dueeeeel!
For you, shall never, defeat us!
Try, and end up with a whole punch of puss!
Weeeee are the cool!
We will win the singing duel!"


"Also, you can cuss all the time,
You can even cuss in a crappy rhyme!
Chew out your neighbors, chew out your mom,
Sing out Mr Cruise, AKA Tom!"


"Weeee are the cool!
Wanna fight, challenge us to a dueeeeel!
For you, shall never, defeat us!
Try, and end up with a whole punch of puss!
For...Weeeee are the cool!
We will win the singing duel!"


"Popular is easy if you join us!
Joining us is defintaely a mus'!
You shall never have an end to the fun!
Oh, and no, our song isn't done!"


"Weeee are the cool!
Wanna fight, challenge us to a dueeeeel!
For you, shall never, defeat us!
Try, and end up with a whole punch of puss!
Weeeee are the cool!
We will win the singing duel!"


The Cool People grin at Riptide. Riptide suddenly starts to sing.

"We don't have to be cool like you!
Being smart is what he do!
Java, JavaScript, and all the rest!
That kinda stuff is what we do best!"


"Begone from our home,
Go back to your crappy dome!
You get all the girls, but you shall never get,
Money to get out of debt!"


"We don't have to be cool like you!
Being smart is what he do!
Java, JavaScript, and all the rest!
That kinda stuff is what we do best!"


"You think you have it all,
But listen to us, hear our call!
You will never have a true wife,
You'll lose your friends, you'll have a sucky life!"


"We don't have to be cool like you!
Being smart is what he do!
Java, JavaScript, and all the rest!
That kinda stuff is what we do best!"


The Cool People sneer. The Mystery Men step forward.

"Excuse, me, Mr. Cool?
I accept your challenge to a duel!
We have a gun, and see your ass?
You're gonna lose that ton of mass!"


The Cool People step forward. "We're thin!"

Mystery Men#1 replies,

"That's what you think,
But wait until you start to drink,
Then you'll lose it all,
And your intelligence level will be small!"


The Cool People, not used to be so insulted, sigh and walk away. Riptide cheers.




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RipTide VS The Cool People - Reed - 2000-03-18 00:00:00
-WARNING: Truth of opinions inside - kwerkey - 2000-03-18 00:00:00
--Hehe, it was meant to be stupid. It puzzles me how people in movies just start singing.... - Reed - 2000-03-18 00:00:00