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'well this doesn't look very promising....'

Author: Tridus ()
Date: 2000-03-17 00:00:00

T - Why you.... let us out of here now!

MM - Ha! never! not until you agree to work for me!

T - why you maniac...

*Tridus looks around and finds something he could use...*

T - well... alright... fine.. you win. Sashie's safety is too important to risk it... *sigh*

MM - Ha! I told you!

T - alright... here, take a seat.. *gets out of MM's chair* you must be tense, I'll give you a shoulder massage, I'm quite well trained at it.

MM - well... I guess. *sits down and lets Tridus start working on him*

T - See... there you go.. yeah, being an evil president is such hard work isn't it? I understand..... *takes one hand away and slowly reaches down for a power drill case, which he uses to conk MysteryMan on the head and knock him out*

T - great.. competition, just what I need. *Hooks up his cell phone quickly* Sashie, get us the hell out of here!

*The familiar sound of a modem connection can be heard and Sashie and Tridus slowly phase out of the office, only to re-appear in another room about 75 feet away.*

T - Good enough... *runs out into the street*

T - People, listen to me! MysteryMan is evil! He just tried to kidnap me! For the love of god, we have to stop him before its too late and he takes over!!!

*The crowd stares blankly at Tridus...*

Crowd Member #1 - Yeah... right.

*meanwhile, the President starts coming around again*

"If there were no words, no way to speak... I would still hear you..." - Martina McBride

The meeting commences.... - Tridus - 2000-03-17 00:00:00
-"We're not done, yet!" - Reed - 2000-03-17 00:00:00
--There is no evil! - Tridus - 2000-03-17 00:00:00
---"Goons?" - Reed - 2000-03-17 00:00:00
----Goons? - The Lord DebtAngel - 2000-03-17 00:00:00
-----hush damnit! your gooing to give away the secret of the ultimate power of tag3!! - Tridus - 2000-03-17 00:00:00
----hey now I object,the bomb wasn't me. - Tridus - 2000-03-17 00:00:00
-----Youre not going anywhere - Reed - 2000-03-17 00:00:00
------'well this doesn't look very promising....' - Tridus - 2000-03-17 00:00:00