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Welcome to the Void. This channel does not have chat privileges.

Author: Psycho Sam! ()
Date: 2000-03-17 00:00:00

*Psycho Sam, MysteryMan, and SM_007 are sitting around a table in a small cafe located in the Riptide forum area when MysteryMan asks Sam a question*

MM- Hey Sam, how did you get here? Last I heard of you, you and rRaminrodt dissapeared in your lab, and all of a sudden you come out of a vortex chased by gaint robots.

Sam- Well, it's an interesting story. Although, not o much interesting as it is strange. And this is what happened:

*Psycho Sam and rRaminrodt found themselves in a strange place. The ground was gold and the sky was purple with green clouds. It was a very odd place to be indeed. They walked up to a sign sticking out of the golden ground and read it*

Sam(reading sign)- Welcome to The Void. This channel does not have chat privileges.

rRam- Channel? Chat privileges? What the?

Sam- Hey, what's that rumbling noise?

*Just then, a large group of robots (or a group of large robots) game rumbling towards them. These robots were large, blocky, and drove on tank treads. They each had two very large guns instead of hands*

Robot- I am a Channel Moderator. This channel does not have chat privileges. Please do not speak. Talking is punnishable by 'booting'. This is your last warning.

rRam- No talking? Channel? Where am I?

Robot- You have been warned. please stand still and prepare for booting. *the robots charge up their guns and start shooting in rRaminrodt's direction. rRaminrodt runs away and falls into a vortex. The robot stops following him*

*Psycho Sam, with a curious look on his face, pulls out a little remote control and presses a button on it. A small robot comes out of the vortex behind Sam. TThe words "Psycho Bot!" are crudely scribbled across the front*

Psycho Bot- Welcome to the channel. Now you too can chat with Psycho Sam!

Robot- You have been warned. please stand still and prepare for booting. *The robot charges up its weapons and fires at Psycho Bot, blasting off one of its arms*

Psycho Bot- I'll be quiet.

Robot- You will be booted immediately. Escape is useless. You cannot hide from us.

Sam- Hey, escape... That sounds like a good idea. Now, if only the vortex hadn't closed behind me. Maybe I can hide on top of that crystal mountain over there.

*Psycho Sam grabs Psycho Bot and runs towards the mountain, still being chased by the angry and large robots*

*When they reach the top of the mountain, the air around them seemed to spark and several vortexes appeared. Psycho Sam jumps through one, narrowly avoiding being shot by one of the robots. When Sam emerges on the other side, he is in the Riptide forum and MsyteryMan shouts something at him, but he cannot hear. He is too busy noticing the gaint robots grinding out of the portal*


Yay, I actually got to illustrate this story. I did this image in Bryce this afternoon, and it took me about 45 minutes to an hour.

Anyhoo, tell me waht you think okay?

I am Sam!
Psycho Sam!
Do you like fried eggs and spam???

Welcome to the Void. This channel does not have chat privileges. - Psycho Sam! - 2000-03-17 00:00:00
-Heh heh heh. Cool picture, you ought to illustrate the whole story. - SoulTaker - 2000-03-17 00:00:00
-hehehehe I like the pic. - rRaminrodt - 2000-03-17 00:00:00
-Woo Hoo continue the story, the Psycho Bot needs to get even! GO PSYCHO BOT GO! - Sid6.9 - 2000-03-17 00:00:00
-Good story, great picture! - SM_007 - 2000-03-17 00:00:00
-hehehe cool - Tridus - 2000-03-17 00:00:00