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Of course the FAQ isn't 100% correct. Much of it is devoted to describing opposing viewpoints on key questions. For example, consider the 'Who killed Asmodean?' entry. Numerous theories are presented, but at most one of them is correct and the rest are wrong -- unless Asmodean was killed by a posse consisting of various Forsaken, Myrdraal, darkfriend Aiel, Padan Fain, and Bela.
- Bill Garret (Wheel of Time FAQ)
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well.. wel know that bathrooms never lie... muhahaha!

Author: Tridus ()
Date: 2000-03-16 00:00:00

On 3/16/00 at 22:45 SoulTaker wrote:
>Last night, I went to the toilet. Looking into the water, I had a vision. In the reflections of the slightly yellow water, an image formed. A dark figure emerged from the mysterious shadows. I was horrified - the enigmatic face of the feared Dark Lord showed itself...

>An omnipresent voice began speaking:

>"The Dark Lord will return. It is time for the pathetic War Refuge scheme users to face their impending fates. All who oppose the Dark Lord will see the error of their ways... "

>I quickly flushed the toilet. I didn't take a shower that night.

>"My girlfriend and I were happy for 16 years. Then we met."

"If there were no words, no way to speak... I would still hear you..." - Martina McBride

Seems like the War Refuge scheme has finally topped the War Room scheme... - SoulTaker - 2000-03-16 00:00:00
-You!!! You!!!! For this I vow revenge!!! - Tridus - 2000-03-16 00:00:00
--Vow as you wish - but remember that this is MY revenge... - SoulTaker - 2000-03-16 00:00:00
---oh come on, thats in the past... - Tridus - 2000-03-16 00:00:00
----Is it really in the past? Undeniable happenings points to the return of the Dark Lord... - SoulTaker - 2000-03-16 00:00:00
-----well.. wel know that bathrooms never lie... muhahaha! - Tridus - 2000-03-16 00:00:00
------*screams, runs and bangs head into wall* - SoulTaker - 2000-03-16 00:00:00
-------muhahhaa.... the end is near! - Anonymous - 2000-03-17 00:00:00