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(joke) Half full or half empty?

Author: kwerkey ()
Date: 2000-03-16 00:00:00

The optimist says the glass is half full.
The pessimist says the glass is half empty.
The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


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(joke) Half full or half empty? - kwerkey - 2000-03-16 00:00:00
-50 years in the making.... - rRaminrodt - 2000-03-16 00:00:00
-hehehehe - Tridus - 2000-03-16 00:00:00