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(joke) Half full or half empty?

Author: kwerkey ()
Date: 2000-03-16 00:00:00

The optimist says the glass is half full.
The pessimist says the glass is half empty.
The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


ETA: Soon

(joke) Half full or half empty? - kwerkey - 2000-03-16 00:00:00
-50 years in the making.... - rRaminrodt - 2000-03-16 00:00:00
-hehehehe - Tridus - 2000-03-16 00:00:00